Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Itching To Ride

I’m no Boy Scout. The only knots I can tie are my shoes and a neck tie. I don’t know an Elm tree from a Birch tree. Unfortunately I also don’t know a geranium from poison oak.

There is apparently poison-something along the Swanson Park mountain bike course. My arms and legs are pretty well covered. It sucks. WebMD says you can use over the counter creams to relieve the itching, but the rash can last for up to two weeks.

:-( Rock off.

The good news is it’s not contagious so no need to fear, Ladies, you are still able to seek comfort in my loving embrace. Just don’t mind me if I itch my arms on your sweater as you do.

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