1-2-3 Punch!

There’s a new 3-hole punch over by the copy machine. It’s beautiful, all shiny and new. It’s many chrome pieces sparkle in the florescent light. I’ve never once needed to use a 3-hole punch the entire time I’ve worked here, but this bad boy seems to call out to me saying, “Hey! … Let’s punch holes in stuff.”

I could watch all the pieces move in concert with each other in a living testament to mechanical engineering as I am able to effortlessly punch perfect little holes through anything I choose.

The GBC Hummer Heavy Duty 3 Hole Punch:
Buy one! It’s shiny!